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Pit Stop
Racer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (klava9000)
Race Number 97
Date Thu, 20 Apr 2017 16:30:47
Speed 67 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.3%
Rank 2nd place (out of 5)
Opponents nightfire3 (4th place) rolobhak (5th place) trikoi00 (1st place) vkas990 (3rd place)

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And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
— (movie) by Mike Judge (see stats)