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Racer Crissvil (khadaffy)
Race Number 2554
Date Tue, 31 Jan 2012 1:02:11
Speed 83 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 95.2%
Rank 1st place (out of 3)
Opponents l1o2l (2nd place) lukeyluke (3rd place)

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So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)