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Race Result Details |
| Racer | kermit (kermit_thefrog) |
| Race Number | 3633 |
| Date | Tue, 13 Apr 2021 17:36:43 |
| Speed |
82 WPM
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| Accuracy | 96.4% |
| Rank | 3rd place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | bigboibay (1st place) elegios (2nd place) thelagom (5th place) |
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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
— (book)
by Carolyn Wyman
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