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Pit Stop
Racer WALRUSSS (keishainthehouse)
Race Number 29
Date Mon, 30 Mar 2015 20:39:34
Speed 53 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 90%
Rank 2nd place (out of 8)
Opponents andy11596 (6th place) lemonpie012 (7th place) matt0926 (3rd place) nima_seifi (4th place) pie_v2 (9th place)

Text typed:

Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)