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Pit Stop
Racer Kasparovsky (kasparovsky)
Race Number 23848
Date Wed, 5 Mar 2014 16:25:31
Speed 64 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 91.6%
Rank 4th place (out of 5)
Opponents amh1499 (3rd place) mickiscloud (2nd place) wasteoftime (1st place)

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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
— (book) by Carolyn Wyman (see stats)