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Racer Jonathan (jonleigh7)
Race Number 18
Date Fri, 28 Mar 2014 4:08:33
Speed 71 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 91.2%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents banana9901 (3rd place) gientz (2nd place) omgpenguinzz (4th place)

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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
— (book) by Carolyn Wyman (see stats)