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Race Result Details |
| Racer | John (john_doe_guy) |
| Race Number | 1499 |
| Date | Sat, 22 Apr 2023 3:41:39 |
| Speed |
62 WPM
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| Accuracy | 94.5% |
| Rank | 5th place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | matthew_hall2 (1st place) monxii (4th place) parkway (2nd place) |
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The Minipirates had little iron hooks instead of hands and wooden stumps instead of proper legs, nor did I ever see one without an eyepatch. At first I thought they'd been wounded during their reckless attempts to board a prize, but I later learned that they were born that way, complete with hats and moustaches.
—
The 13 and a Half Lives of Captain Bluebear
 (book)
by Walter Moers
(see stats)
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