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Race Result Details |
| Racer | jmsae (jmsae) |
| Race Number | 367 |
| Date | Tue, 26 Apr 2022 22:21:14 |
| Speed |
75 WPM
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| Accuracy | 97.3% |
| Rank | 3rd place (out of 4) |
| Opponents | mackipecko (1st place) vixt (2nd place) |
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In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of forms, took a multiple choice personality test, underwent two interviews and a drug test. The first interview was general, designed to eliminate obvious sociopaths. During the second interview we were asked why we wanted to be elves.
—
Holidays on Ice
 (book)
by David Sedaris
(see stats)
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