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Racer Jams (jimdcurtis11)
Race Number 24
Date Fri, 4 Oct 2013 19:33:21
Speed 75 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 98.1%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents chinesemonkey9@yahoo.com (2nd place) migoyan (3rd place) phatinside (5th place)

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So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)