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Pit Stop
Racer Jiko (jiko089)
Race Number 34
Date Wed, 17 May 2017 0:36:08
Speed 61 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 94.3%
Rank 4th place (out of 4)
Opponents clubman (2nd place) hereisausername (1st place)

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The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
— (book) by Ed McCarthy (see stats)