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Race Result Details |
| Racer | live-with-compassion (jeffemming) |
| Race Number | 475 |
| Date | Sun, 4 Mar 2018 23:55:43 |
| Speed |
110 WPM
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| Accuracy | 97.6% |
| Rank | 1st place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | entropist (2nd place) jop_layout (4th place) kyukang (3rd place) |
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.
— (movie)
by John Hughes
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