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Racer Jake (jakecline)
Race Number 5
Date Fri, 3 May 2019 4:00:54
Speed 45 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 95.5%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents cinnamonbens (2nd place)

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Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice and, um... Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
— (movie) by Matt Groening (see stats)

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