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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Turtle (jacobius) |
| Race Number | 151 |
| Date | Sat, 4 Jun 2022 22:35:45 |
| Speed |
82 WPM
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| Accuracy | 98.3% |
| Rank | 1st place (out of 4) |
| Opponents | awesome4aces115 (3rd place) mamdouh_75 (4th place) schinken38 (2nd place) |
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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—
Red Dwarf: Terrorform
 (other)
by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
(see stats)
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