Race Result Details |
Racer | iwan (iwy2000) |
Race Number | 19 |
Date | Sun, 1 Aug 2021 12:23:25 |
Speed |
58 WPM
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Accuracy | 95.4% |
Rank | 1st place (out of 3) |
Opponents | cazzawyn (2nd place) |
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Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
— (other)
by Larry Gelbart
(see stats)
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