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Race Number 78
Date Tue, 24 Jul 2018 15:02:51
Speed 50 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 95.6%
Rank 1st place (out of 2)
Opponents lesserkiwi (2nd place)

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In the first place, Herb's name isn't Tarlek, it's Nietzsche. He's directly related to the famous nihilist philosopher. See, he came to America to prove through the use of polyester that God is dead, and I think he's succeeded admirably, don't you?
— (other) by Hugh Wilson (see stats)

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