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typeracer

Pit Stop
Racer INCOMPETENT (incompetent_coder)
Race Number 2660
Date Tue, 12 Jan 2021 19:20:54
Speed 77 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.7%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents dicklash (3rd place) emacikass (2nd place) m0oble (5th place)

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Like I said, my uncle used to drive his truck and drink Old Milwaukee. And, you know, insurance don't want to pay for accidents when you're drunk, so he came up with this plan. Every crack-up, he'd drive his truck to some deserted spot till he sobered up, fake a new accident to cover the damage he did drinking.
— (movie) by Noah Hawley (see stats)

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