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Pit Stop
Racer Joshua (ilikebacon1996)
Race Number 321
Date Fri, 23 Feb 2018 5:06:12
Speed 77 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.3%
Rank 2nd place (out of 5)
Opponents employ (4th place) jpuppey (1st place)

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Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice and, um... Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
— (other) by Matt Groening (see stats)

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