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Racer Howard (howardshan2)
Race Number 55
Date Thu, 24 Apr 2014 18:26:57
Speed 68 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 95.8%
Rank 2nd place (out of 5)
Opponents alcal (4th place) fitzchaos (5th place)

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The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
— (book) by Ed McCarthy (see stats)