Race Result Details |
Racer | Squid (hiddensquid) |
Race Number | 571 |
Date | Fri, 22 Jul 2022 22:45:58 |
Speed |
73 WPM
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Accuracy | 96.4% |
Rank | 3rd place (out of 5) |
Opponents | bellcros (4th place) stornev_ (1st place) |
Text typed:
Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other)
by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
(see stats)
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