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Pit Stop
Racer dan (hemid86)
Race Number 9
Date Wed, 18 Jan 2012 18:50:17
Speed 82 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 93%
Rank 1st place (out of 3)
Opponents lordcutlerbeckett (3rd place) pilkoz (2nd place)

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So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)