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Racer S (hatebreeder)
Race Number 7
Date Sat, 12 Apr 2014 20:17:38
Speed 77 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 92.2%
Rank 1st place (out of 4)
Opponents forkin (2nd place) gailrickman@yahoo.com (3rd place)

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So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)