Race Result Details |
Racer | harold (harold19) |
Race Number | 183 |
Date | Sun, 26 Jun 2022 19:26:13 |
Speed |
58 WPM
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Accuracy | 97.1% |
Rank | 3rd place (out of 5) |
Opponents | lanreewaju (4th place) shatoboar (1st place) |
Text typed:
Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
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Red Dwarf: Terrorform
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