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Racer Gumball Watterson 42 (gumball42)
Race Number 1366
Date Sat, 28 Feb 2026 18:22:58
Speed 74 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.6%
Rank 4th place (out of 5)
Opponents wytch (2nd place)

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In the company I work for, they won't let you say anybody's 'bald.' You have to say 'men with a thinning problem.' 'Bald' is discriminatory language. I was joking around once and suggested 'gentlemen who are follically challenged,' and boy, did they get mad!
— (song) by Haruki Murakami (see stats)

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