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Racer Guy (gulybuly)
Race Number 955
Date Sat, 3 Apr 2021 12:55:36
Speed 69 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 94.3%
Rank 1st place (out of 4)
Opponents jon_snow33 (2nd place) whalenj (3rd place)

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I'm telling it like it is. Get used to it or put this book down. Because this book is for America's Heroes. And who are the Heroes? The people who bought this book. People who borrow this book are not Heroes. They are no better than welfare queens mooching off the system like card-carrying library card-carriers. For the record, we're not offering this book to libraries. No free rides.
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)

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