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Race Result Details |
| Racer | tstats[gravityhurts] (gravityhurts) |
| Race Number | 394 |
| Date | Sun, 29 Nov 2020 21:54:37 |
| Speed |
79 WPM
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| Accuracy | 95.7% |
| Rank | 2nd place (out of 4) |
| Opponents | evelynji (3rd place) fsaey (4th place) mybudgiegus (1st place) |
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.
—
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
 (movie)
by John Hughes
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