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Racer Zoro_Waifu (grassintheapark)
Race Number 336
Date Fri, 23 Nov 2018 21:17:50
Speed 72 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.9%
Rank 3rd place (out of 5)
Opponents kelllosttt (2nd place) letsbee (1st place) seahat (4th place) svajs (5th place)

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Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
— (other) by Larry Gelbart (see stats)

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