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Racer Goldie (goldie_zzz)
Race Number 1994
Date Thu, 6 Mar 2025 11:54:48
Speed 76 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.4%
Rank 3rd place (out of 5)
Opponents hoda_444 (4th place) kur_giorgis (1st place) thriceuponatime (2nd place)

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Listen carefully, my friend. You are stuck in a paradox. It turns out there are three things you cannot do in virtual reality. You cannot die, you cannot get grounded, and you cannot call customer service. This is why you are having problems.
— (other) by Trey Parker, Matt Stone (see stats)

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