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Racer excellent (goldenaxe134)
Race Number 116
Date Mon, 9 Oct 2017 4:06:55
Speed 53 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 94.3%
Rank 2nd place (out of 5)
Opponents ember88 (1st place) foundnemo (5th place) truuuuu (3rd place)

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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other) by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor (see stats)

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