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Pit Stop
Racer Zach (goattyper)
Race Number 166
Date Mon, 19 Sep 2016 21:19:17
Speed 87 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 95.1%
Rank 1st place (out of 4)
Opponents olionkey (4th place) siggi84 (3rd place)

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Like I said, my uncle used to drive his truck and drink Old Milwaukee. And, you know, insurance don't want to pay for accidents when you're drunk, so he came up with this plan. Every crack-up, he'd drive his truck to some deserted spot till he sobered up, fake a new accident to cover the damage he did drinking.
— (movie) by Noah Hawley (see stats)