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Race Result Details |
| Racer | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (glandock1) |
| Race Number | 23445 |
| Date | Tue, 9 Nov 2021 23:00:28 |
| Speed |
115 WPM
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| Accuracy | 98.7% |
| Rank | 1st place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | blackgoatman (4th place) cazzed (5th place) hotkid (3rd place) master_r (2nd place) |
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In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of forms, took a multiple choice personality test, underwent two interviews and a drug test. The first interview was general, designed to eliminate obvious sociopaths. During the second interview we were asked why we wanted to be elves.
— (book)
by David Sedaris
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