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Racer John (gibsscake)
Race Number 62
Date Fri, 4 Sep 2015 15:49:24
Speed 60 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 94.1%
Rank 4th place (out of 5)
Opponents jebeidiah (2nd place)

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So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)