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Racer Gamonick (gamonick)
Race Number 1705
Date Mon, 8 Nov 2021 16:06:54
Speed 69 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 95.5%
Rank 5th place (out of 5)
Opponents joel6677 (2nd place) kayeii (3rd place)

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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other) by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor (see stats)