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Race Result Details |
| Racer | fez (fez96) |
| Race Number | 5848 |
| Date | Thu, 15 Jan 2026 16:48:56 |
| Speed |
57 WPM
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| Accuracy | 94.3% |
| Rank | 5th place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | dz910152 (3rd place) peterkaka (4th place) vonah001 (2nd place) |
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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other)
by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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