Race Result Details |
Racer | Timmy (famoustimmynoquit) |
Race Number | 34 |
Date | Sat, 3 Aug 2024 19:01:48 |
Speed |
139 WPM
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Accuracy | 98.4% |
Rank | 1st place (out of 5) |
Opponents | aimsell (3rd place) bunsandpups (2nd place) |
Text typed:
Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
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Red Dwarf: Terrorform
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