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Racer Hannes (excaligo)
Race Number 61
Date Tue, 1 Apr 2014 16:47:58
Speed 81 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 92.7%
Rank 2nd place (out of 5)
Opponents aquarianpython (1st place) drunkracer (3rd place)

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So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)