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Pit Stop
Racer EdJr (edjr)
Race Number 1649
Date Fri, 21 Sep 2018 23:04:04
Speed 91 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 99.6%
Rank 1st place (out of 4)
Opponents jerrickhoang (2nd place) zmann07 (3rd place)

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Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice and, um... Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
— (other) by Matt Groening (see stats)

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