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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Aizat (duisheevvva) |
| Race Number | 399 |
| Date | Tue, 22 Aug 2023 14:10:58 |
| Speed |
34 WPM
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| Accuracy | 94.4% |
| Rank | 1st place (out of 2) |
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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—
Red Dwarf: Terrorform
 (other)
by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
(see stats)
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