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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Dr. Doof (drdoofdinkusesq) |
| Race Number | 267 |
| Date | Fri, 15 Feb 2019 2:44:28 |
| Speed |
58 WPM
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| Accuracy | 95.2% |
| Rank | 2nd place (out of 4) |
| Opponents | ajhartmann74 (3rd place) thesvgpanda (1st place) |
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Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year's gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake we know it's not to be. That for the rest of our sad, wretched, pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably. Happy birthday? No such thing.
— (other)
by Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld
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