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Racer Mr. (doomfire)
Race Number 1450
Date Fri, 8 Apr 2016 0:37:18
Speed 56 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 87.1%
Rank 3rd place (out of 3)
Opponents alphageek89 (2nd place) bluecrazyraccoon (1st place)

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The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
— (book) by Ed McCarthy (see stats)