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Race Result Details |
| Racer | colemak baby (donnypbaby) |
| Race Number | 335 |
| Date | Thu, 28 Jan 2021 0:53:26 |
| Speed |
72 WPM
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| Accuracy | 97.1% |
| Rank | 4th place (out of 2) |
| Opponents | duncanwilkinson (2nd place) matthew243342 (3rd place) |
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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—
Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook
 (book)
by Scott Adams
(see stats)
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