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Race Result Details |
| Racer | domesticturd (domesticturd) |
| Race Number | 303 |
| Date | Fri, 15 Jan 2016 22:55:12 |
| Speed |
101 WPM
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| Accuracy | 93.6% |
| Rank | 2nd place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | iconoclasm84 (1st place) kaylamew (4th place) testermd (3rd place) |
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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
— (book)
by Carolyn Wyman
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