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Race Result Details |
| Racer | John (dolphish) |
| Race Number | 30 |
| Date | Sun, 16 Jun 2019 21:33:49 |
| Speed |
74 WPM
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| Accuracy | 97.8% |
| Rank | 1st place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | conormai (4th place) raywu99 (2nd place) |
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In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user. You've got your own newsgroup, "alt.total-loser". Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax. Where'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks? Play me online? Well, you know that I'll beat you. If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you.
— (song)
by "Weird Al" Yankovic
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