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Racer Carl (doctorkohaku)
Race Number 406
Date Sun, 22 Aug 2021 1:45:15
Speed 102 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 98.1%
Rank 2nd place (out of 5)
Opponents jewish_typist (4th place) kailhreds (3rd place) paperscraps (1st place)

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I'm telling it like it is. Get used to it or put this book down. Because this book is for America's Heroes. And who are the Heroes? The people who bought this book. People who borrow this book are not Heroes. They are no better than welfare queens mooching off the system like card-carrying library card-carriers. For the record, we're not offering this book to libraries. No free rides.
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)

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