Race Result Details |
Racer | DocM.D. (doc_m_d_) |
Race Number | 385 |
Date | Sat, 10 Apr 2021 3:12:10 |
Speed |
52 WPM
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Accuracy | 96% |
Rank | 2nd place (out of 4) |
Opponents | hobo_rapper (1st place) |
Text typed:
Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
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Red Dwarf: Terrorform
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