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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Not_in_their_name (deth_lettus) |
| Race Number | 5641 |
| Date | Mon, 19 Dec 2022 20:52:47 |
| Speed |
65 WPM
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| Accuracy | 96.9% |
| Rank | 2nd place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | jamil_afouri (3rd place) jazzhand (4th place) jordan_speedy_hands (1st place) tomdorr (5th place) |
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And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
— (movie)
by Mike Judge
(see stats)
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