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Pit Stop
Racer Deester (deester)
Race Number 9
Date Thu, 8 Jan 2015 21:15:16
Speed 64 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 94.5%
Rank 2nd place (out of 3)
Opponents smitwiff (1st place) ursubpar (3rd place)

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The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
— (book) by David Sedaris (see stats)