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Pit Stop
Racer death2infidels (death2infidels)
Race Number 109
Date Thu, 23 Oct 2025 16:31:53
Speed 77 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 95.9%
Rank 3rd place (out of 5)
Opponents garrettchan016 (1st place) klosure (2nd place) nascar_nelson (5th place)

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Like I said, my uncle used to drive his truck and drink Old Milwaukee. And, you know, insurance don't want to pay for accidents when you're drunk, so he came up with this plan. Every crack-up, he'd drive his truck to some deserted spot till he sobered up, fake a new accident to cover the damage he did drinking.
— (movie) by Noah Hawley (see stats)

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