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Racer Daniel (dcl87)
Race Number 2
Date Sun, 28 Jan 2018 4:03:19
Speed 85 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.1%
Rank 2nd place (out of 5)
Opponents a11ocka (5th place) ryuosen (1st place)

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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other) by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor (see stats)

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