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Racer darth_sausage (darth_sausage)
Race Number 736
Date Sat, 29 Nov 2025 20:11:18
Speed 73 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.3%
Rank 3rd place (out of 4)
Opponents abdovgbnd (1st place) fluffycloudfrog (2nd place) kibarado (4th place)

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In the company I work for, they won't let you say anybody's 'bald.' You have to say 'men with a thinning problem.' 'Bald' is discriminatory language. I was joking around once and suggested 'gentlemen who are follically challenged,' and boy, did they get mad!
— (song) by Haruki Murakami (see stats)

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