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Racer Jake (dakween)
Race Number 8
Date Mon, 15 Jan 2018 0:12:40
Speed 98 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 98.4%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents flierboy (4th place) oceanpony (2nd place) samseltz (5th place)

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Quite a plan you boys cooked up here. Quite a plan. I'm not sure what upsets me more - that I have four employees that conspired to commit felony fraud, or that I have four employees that are so stupid I found out about it within 30 seconds. Hearing it out loud, the first one seems worse.
— (other) by Mike Judge, John Altschuler and Dave Krinsky (see stats)

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